gamzee-face: beckybuckwild: kawaiiprincess2k11: WHAT Hkjwsn21jk2l1k Me
averyniceprince: ceasg: lion hearted girl: re: this picture Before you go around flinging dirt, here’s the… averyniceprince: re: this picture Before you go around flinging dirt, here’s the reference I used for Rarity’s torso and hips: Golly her hips DO look too long and her waist is mighty small! But um, not everyone is what you perceive to be perfect anatomy. Some people have longer...
Reblog if you're a cuddler.
toguchin: dr-vblschrf: fuhetaliayaoi: b-but nobody wants to cuddle… Haha. Guilty as fucking charged. When I sleep, I seem to like to unconsciously hug onto whatever I’m sleeping next to, person, pillow, or blanket.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
nugget0401: Durarara!! Let it Snow. You will...
octosmagiccastle: lorwhal: w-what? hey… why am I on the floor? last thing I remember is drinking that strange-smelling faygo a fan sent me… o-oh god…something feels… wrong. very wrong. oh my. I take that back. something feels right. very right. ladies. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
After the con...
fortyninthalias: aircalibur: adebimpe: mekaneko: oh my god gpoy words do not describe how good it feels to just rip your wig off after a day of wearing it for like 8+ hours ^ yes always
mcdammit: How to flirt: Say smooth suave sexy things like Sit on my penis Touch my penis I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes Do romantic things like: Ask to see a girl’s boobs Shave dollar signs into your pubes Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping